rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: chickenyaoi, via comboverrated)

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(via shutupfinnick)

  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via atrannnx)

annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:

  1. the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this shit even work” stage
  2. the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
  3. and, finally, the “i fucking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage

(via alsoknownasjosh)

versaceslut:

when youre forced to interact with people you dont like

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(via itstonybetch)

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via suckmysass)

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