I wish my wallet came with free refills

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there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

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if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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