stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability, via princessofwifi)

foxnewsofficial:

there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via princessofwifi)

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade, via ohdamnitszach)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via ohdamnitszach)

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